My Dixie cup took a leak this morning when I was brushing my teeth lol #fuckery #funny #hilarious #bullshit #dixiecup #pee #urinating #crazy
They told me they’d only recently been married. I asked if it was an arranged marriage or a “love marriage.” He answered: “a love marriage.” I asked where they met, and he said: “the telephone.” He then told me that he never actually saw her before the day of their wedding.
"So when did you fall in love?" I asked.
"The third phone call," he said.
29 de agosto: Natalicio de Michael Jackson.
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