Call Me Usako, I Prefer It

I’m sorry but I don’t like other people’s kids. A long time ago I used to but now they turn me the fuck off. I can’t help but wonder why your parents didn’t use a friggin condom??? Above all else why your kid gotta come tear up my shit?? They ripping up my yard, fucking my fence up, drawin on shit that don’t belong to them like wtf is this #fuckery