Call Me Usako, I Prefer It

fuckingniall:

h0odrich:

is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??

not if you have the receipt

genitalslurpees:

african-fairy:

kingjaffejoffer:

arandomwhitedude:

Bein a white guy on tumblr is pretty wild cuz it’s basically like

“can i come out now”

lmao

good thing u only gotta worry about that on tumblr

as oppose to everywhere else

oop

fallingisalotlikeflying:

daleksinbras:

So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame

and he kept a tally over how many students got injured

yup

4th period doesn’t know how to party.

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone