Call Me Usako, I Prefer It

I swear I don’t understand people & they don’t understand ME

But dammit leave me out of your twisted crazy retarded tragicomedy reruns

I want my own spinoff sitcom OK!!

Welp I guess before boredom sets in

I’ll blog my ass off until I get sleepy or start writing incoherently lol

I want something good to eat but I dunno what…..well this has it’s good & bad points

Any suggestions for me??

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That’s still my life hahaha

when you are the doctor’s, and they ask if there is any chance you could be pregnant. 

I would possibly respond by saying if dildos can get people pregnant now dumbass ^_^